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我是来模仿 admin 的，你们是来干什么的！

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这个也一眼排除

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我擦，有点幽默😅

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姐姐，我虽不敢公开赞美，心底却已默默惊叹很久了，几乎从你第一次挥毫落笔开始，我一读到你的文字就心生欢喜。虽出于自身的矜持与公正，在结果正式揭晓之前，我不能大大方方地为你喝彩。

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你若继续创作，我愿把所有薪水都用来珍藏你的每一份杰作！期待你更多佳作！

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这个抽象得感觉有点像 admin 了

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这个不是模仿，抄袭原话，直接删除

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好吧，我是一件活宝。活宝就是怪物，一种极其可笑的人！

女同事，如果您不知道，我可以告诉您：在合肥有一些相当奇怪的角落。为合肥所有的人照明的那个太阳，似乎照不到这些地方，而是另外有一个新的太阳，像是特地为这些角落定制的，它照耀一切的光也异乎寻常。可爱的女同事，这些角落里过的仿佛完全是另一种生活，不像我们周围那种沸腾的生活，也许在十万八千里以外某个无人知晓的王国里会有，而不是在我们这里，在这个一本正经的时代。这种生活才是十足的大杂烩，既有纯粹的梦幻、狂热的理想，又有……唉，女同事！……又有平淡无奇的东西，且不说是庸俗透顶的东西。

您将听到，女同事（我觉得我叫您女同事永远叫不腻），您将听到，在这些角落里住着一些怪人——幻想家。幻想家——如果需要下一个详细的定义的话——并不是人，而是某种中性的生物。幻想家多半居住在不得其门而入的角落里，好像躲在里边连日光也不愿见；只要钻进自己的角落，便会像蜗牛那样缩在里边，或者至少在这一点上很像那种身即是家、名叫乌龟的有趣的动物。照例漆成绿色的四壁已被熏黑，可他就是喜欢这间令人沮丧、烟味呛人的屋子，您说，这是为什么？他的熟人为数不多（最后会全部绝种），当难得有人来拜访这位可笑的先生时，他一见来客总是那样狼狈，面色大变，神态慌张，仿佛他刚在屋子里干了什么犯罪的勾当，不是印假钞票，便是炮制几首歪诗寄给某杂志，同时附上一封匿名信，诡称该诗作者已死，他的朋友认为发表他的遗作是一项神圣的义务，——您说，这是为什么？请问，女同事，宾主之间话谈不起来，这是为什么？来客在别的场合伶牙俐齿，有说有笑，也喜欢谈谈女人和其他快乐的话题，可是闯到这里来以后弄得摸不着头脑，笑也笑不起来，尖刻的俏皮话也听不见，这是为什么？还有，那位来客八成是他不久前才认识的，人家初次登门，——老实说，在这种情况下第二次也不会再来——而初次登门就窘得要命，纵有随机应变的才智，却只会愣愣地望着主人简直像倒了个过儿的脸；主人自己则完全不知所措，尽管作了艰巨的努力想使谈话变得自然一些、活泼一些，想显示自己对社交界的情况也不是一无所知，也想谈谈女人，至少想用这样的办法投这位走错了地方、不该上他这里来做客的可怜人之所好，然而一切都是徒劳，这是为什么？后来，客人忽然拿起帽子匆匆告辞，说是猛然想起了一件极其重要的事情（其实从来没有过这么回事），好不容易抽出被主人热烈地握紧的手，主人竭力想表示自己的歉意，多少扭转一下已经搞糟的局面，这是为什么？客人呵呵发笑，一出门立即暗暗发誓永远不再来拜访这位怪先生，尽管这位怪先生本质上是个十分出色的好人；同时，来客无论如何不会放过机会纵恣一下自己的想象力，把刚才主人呈现于会见始终的尊容同一只小猫的模样作个比较，那只可怜的小猫被孩子们背信弃义地逮住后，遭到践踏、恫吓和百般欺凌，弄得狼狈不堪，最后钻到椅子底下的黑暗中去躲开他们，在那里足足花了一个钟点竖毛、喷气、用爪子洗它那受了委屈的脸，此后好久还一直用敌对的眼光看待外界，看待生活，乃至看待从主人餐桌上撤下来、由好心的女管家留给它吃的剩菜；这又是为什么？
\n您想知道，我在自己的角落里干些什么，为什么一位朋友突然来访会使我整整一天寝食不安、茫然若失？您想知道，当我的房门被推开时，我为什么全身一震，脸涨得通红，为什么我不善于接待客人，为什么如此丢脸地被地主之谊的负担压垮？

可爱的女同事，我就像被所罗门王加上七道封条在瓶子里关了一千年的妖精，这七道封条现在终于通通被揭去了。可爱的女同事，我们分别了这么久（因为我早就知道您了，因为我早就在寻找这样一个人），现在，我脑袋里几千个阀门一齐打开，我必须让话像江水一样滔滔不绝地奔流，否则我会憋死的，——而这恰恰表明我要找的正是您，我们是注定了现在要见面的。

我一天中间有一段时间是我特别喜欢的。那时差不多所有的事情、公务和工作都结束了，大家都急着回家去进晚餐，躺下休息一会儿，一路也想些与晚上、夜里以及全部余暇有关的其他有趣的节目。到了那个时候，我们的主人公——请允许我用第三人称方式叙述，女同事，因为用第一人称叙述怪难为情的，——到了那个时候，我们这位也不是无所事事的主人公跟在别人后面迈步回家。但是，在他苍白的、似乎有些被揉皱了的脸上浮泛着奇怪的得色。他脉脉含情地望着在寒冷的合肥天空中渐淡渐隐的晚霞。我说‘他望着’，这话不对：他不是望着，而像是无意识地凝视，似乎感到疲倦，或者注意力同时被别的更有意思的事物吸引住了，故而他对周围的一切只能匀出一眨眼的工夫投以几乎是不自觉的一瞥。他得意是因为明天以前不必去做他讨厌的事情，并且像学童放学后可以去做心爱的游戏、可以放肆淘气一样高兴。女同事，您只要从旁边瞧他一下，立刻会看到，喜悦的心情已对他脆弱的神经和亢奋的想象产生奇妙的影响。瞧，他开始若有所思……您以为他是在考虑晚餐？考虑今晚怎样度过？他在看什么这样出神？是不是在看一位衣冠楚楚的先生那样潇洒地向乘坐骏马所拉的油壁香车打他身旁疾驶而过的一位女士点头致意？不，女同事，此刻他才顾不上这些闲事细节哩！此刻他已拥有自己的一套不寻常的丰富生活；他一下子变富了，夕阳斜晖脉脉的临去秋波并非无缘无故这样多情地在他前边一闪，这一闪从他温暖了的心中唤起蜂拥而至的印象。过去，这条路上哪怕是最不足道的细节也会使他吃惊；此刻，他眼里几乎根本没有这条路。此刻‘幻想女神’已随兴之所至撒开金色的经线，并开始在他面前展示从未见过的、光怪陆离的生活图案，也许随兴之所至把他从回家时所走的花岗岩便道带到了水晶七重天亦未可知。现在您不妨试一试把他叫住，出其不意地问他：此刻站在何处，走过哪几条街？他一定什么也记不起来，既不知走过哪几条街，也不知此刻站在何处，只得懊恼地红着脸，而且必定会撒个什么谎挽回面子。所以，当一位很可敬的老太太在便道中央颇有礼貌地叫住他，因迷失路途向他问道的时候，他竟会全身一震，差点儿喊出声来，并且惊恐地环顾四周。他不悦地皱一下眉头，继续往前走，几乎没有留意行人瞧着他纷纷抿嘴暗笑，还冲他的背影说了些什么，也没有留意有一个小女孩提心吊胆地给他让路，睁大眼睛望着他在沉思中咧嘴的傻相和手势，放声笑了起来。然而，还是那位幻想女神在闹着玩儿的飞翔过程中也带走了老太太、好奇的行人、发笑的女孩，带走了就在充塞丰坦卡河的货船上吃晚饭的乡下人（假定我们的主人公当时正好经过那里的河岸），把所有的人和物胡乱织入她的底布，就像把苍蝇缠在蛛网上一般，而那位怪人带着新的收获已经走进自己的安乐窝，已经坐下来进晚餐，并且早已吃好，直到他的女仆，老是愁眉苦脸、若有所思的玛特辽娜已把餐桌收拾完毕，把烟斗递给他时，幻想家方始如梦初醒，并且惊讶地想起他肯定已吃过晚餐，至于做这件事的过程却忽略了。房间里愈来愈暗；整整一座幻想的王国在他周围倾塌下来，没有发出断裂的巨响，没有留下一点儿痕迹，犹同做了一场梦，而他自己也不记得究竟梦见了什么。可是，一种使他胸口隐隐作痛和起伏波动的阴郁感觉，一种新的欲望诱人地撩拨、刺激着他的奇想，悄悄地招来一大群新的幻影。寂静笼罩着小房间；孤独和懒散则为想象提供温床；他的想象在渐渐燃烧，在微微翻腾，一如老玛特辽娜的咖啡壶里的水——她正不慌不忙地在隔壁厨房里张罗自己的厨娘咖啡。接着，想象已经冒起火苗，无一定目的随便拿来的一本书没读到第三页即从我的幻想家手中跌落。他的想象重又调好了弦，重又鼓足了劲，顿时，一个新世界，一种迷人的新生活重又在他面前闪现出灿烂辉煌的前景。又一个梦境——又一次幸福！又一服令人心荡神驰的美味毒药！哦，我们的现实生活有什么能吸引他呢？在他入了迷的心目中，女同事，我跟您的生活是那样懒散、缓慢、没劲；在他看来，我们全都对我们的命运不满，对我们的生活感到苦闷！确实如此，您不妨观察一下，我们人与人之间的一切乍看起来是多么冰冷、阴沉，活像都在生气……‘真可怜！’我的幻想家忖道。他这样想一点也不奇怪！瞧，那些神奇的幻影，它们是那么迷人，那么精妙，那么无边无际地在他面前构成如此出神入化、栩栩如生的图画，而居于这幅图画中心的第一号人物，当然是他——我们的幻想家本人的千金贵体。瞧，多有意思！丰富多彩的奇遇、如醉如痴的幻象层出不穷。您也许要问，他幻想些什么？这又何必问呢！反正什么都有……

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I don't belong here, I just stay here.

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