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呜呜，好想哭

水源和朋友圈都不太想发电，那就来这转转，大概率不会被追盒（吧）

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今天是很想似的一天

大量重复无意义的机械工作 👿 我在怀疑我存在的意义

会被 🤖 取代掉的吧

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都一样，统称西迁 😤
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2018 夏，考西交少年班
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\n22 夏数学炸了，去了东交 👿

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找了下盒子，就一个这个
\n当时学生证没拍下来
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😨现在叫前辈还来的及吗 ✋️

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我有意见（

西安肉夹馍很好吃，羊肉泡馍过贵，西交食堂中等偏上一点点的水平，不过还是比东交的大部分强

指考少年班去的那两次，我不对现在 xjtu 食堂水平负责
\n21 复读那次去都没去，所以不是退学

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这下真前辈了

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肉夹馍很好吃
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同意，每次跑完步都要 pig2 一个 🥰

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我有意见（
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你有什么意见 😤明明又简洁又贴切

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东交校门外有个御陕坊卖陕西面食的豪吃 😋
\n（虽然小贵吃不起 qaq

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潼关馍和御陕坊的馍还不一样，后者更接近白吉馍

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东交校门外有个御陕坊卖陕西面食的豪吃 😋
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小祥老师速速给我赛博 pig2 一个 🫵

虽然实际上我对任何陕西以外的陕西面食都有一点怀疑态度 🫠就像我从来不吃广东以外的广东肠粉（

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投喂真苦水（

[你是一名硅胶的学生](https://shuiyuan.sjtu.edu.cn/t/topic/377611)

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你是一名香香软软的硅胶学生，美好的一天从早八实验课开始。早上下起了暴雨，你在东区准备去做大物实验，骑到一半发现二餐桥洞又被封了，骑车被转弯不让直行的特斯拉交大教职工车主撞，撞完又被和稀泥判个次责原因是骑电瓶车过斑马线没下车推行。困困的你决定喝杯咖啡抖擞一下精神，结果爆出了广东双马尾。
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沟槽的光学实验强健了你的眼睛，同时老师遗憾地告诉你由于你迟到了十分钟，本次实验只能记零分了，你决定犒劳一下自己。先去新疆烤肉王吃顿好的，然后到路对面的七彩花坊买束花给女网友（大十岁），为了这次约会，你决定去植美秀做一个造型。于是你去四餐中行取钱，结果工作人员误注销只能拉上帘子自愿谅解。
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约会很失败，回来的路上你被恶狗追杀，让你怀疑自己的 648 是不是应该用于某二字游戏而不是捐给某二字社团。途径天使路的你还被强制爱了空投，一路上你的电驴耗电严重，最终不得不扫一辆虽然贴满了 r18 的小广告却唱着 3+ 的歌的哈啰单车骑回宿舍。
\n
回到拥挤阴暗的宿舍楼，穿越易碎的天花板（好的大学宿舍没有天花板），你排队了好长时间的洗衣机，一打开出现了肉灵芝。终于洗好了衣服，你躺在二改三的宿舍的床上点了拼好饭。实在等不到校园送了，自己去食堂打饭，又被精神病抢手机刷了别人的饭，自己点的猪肉又太倔。饥肠辘辘的你选择了微波炉，一打开扑面而来是一条热腾腾的石楠花内裤，九分甚至十分的味道。
\n
回到宿舍你决定洗一下澡去一下一天晦气，结果一打开门见到了金色圣遗物。半夜你被打瓦的考败来交的室友的叫妈妈声吵醒，去厕所的你刷起了“上交大 X”和金❄️的推文，十二点后校园网格外地令人烦躁，闻到隔壁烟味说一句还要被打。
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悲伤的你打开了交我办，迎面而来是充电器被拔的通知，你发现前女友给你办理了退学申请。好不容易解决了问题，却发现自己的海选课全部掉光光，期末考试更是两天四门的神人安排，作为活跃用户的你打开了极端负载的水源熟练地玩起了三字经，忍不住轻哼起来，最后因为恶意对抗被大手拿下。
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哈哈哈哈仙之人兮列如麻 🤣 👍️
\n什么缝合怪

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噫，居然用我的招数来对付我吗，哈基祥，你这家伙… 😤

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😨噢，为我潜在的冒犯致歉（
\n（那我就当地狱笑话看了 🤣

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只要充分解构，依然可以对每天的惨淡日子笑出声来 $\":tieba_hehe:\"$

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我们地狱笑话的原则是这样的，即使被做成了肥皂，也应该保有为自己的处境笑出声的勇气 $\":tieba_hehe:\"$

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JK 老师哭哭更健康🥺

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\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t口合其土米，post:21, topic:377611:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t

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饥肠辘辘的你选择了微波炉，一打开扑面而来是一条热腾腾的石楠花内裤，九分甚至十分的味道。
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yysy，这个不管看多少遍都觉得逆天
\n有一种大脑被强健的美感 🫠

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这个有现实原型
\n非常逆天 $\":tieba_laugh:\"$

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细说细说 🫵

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跟上面描述的一样
\n这件事情在某栋宿舍的微波炉里面真实发生过 $\":tieba_laugh:\"$
\n整个宿舍楼的公用微波炉

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D13 宿舍楼惊现微波炉仙人

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\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t东川路第一萨卡班甲鱼，post:1, topic:259741, full:true, username:溥渊某菜:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t

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lz 本来正在破碎的上早八，手机屏幕前突然亮了，定睛一看，原来是楼栋群。
\n $\"image\"$
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不是我请问呢？
\n你是内裤撒孜然自产自销吗？还是为了吃你的巧克力酱？:face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
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$\":tieba_hehe:\"$ $\":tieba_hehe:\"$

哎所以这个神人为什么要用微波炉加热内裤啊
\n我其实好奇的是他为什么这么做 🫠

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d13 是交大的佛罗里达
\n只有你想不到，没有它干不到
\n它开拓了人类在各个领域认知的前沿

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$\":tieba_hehe:\"$ $\":tieba_hehe:\"$
\n交大本土的神人 tv 这一块

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极大拓宽了我对人类边界的认知
\n探索者这一块

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\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t神秘小维，post:38, topic:14640, username:萨卡兹雇佣兵:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t

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极大拓宽了我对人类边界的认知
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应该是“对何为人类”的认识 $\":tieba_laugh:\"$

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应该是交大物种多样性考察报告

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所以这个神人为什么要用微波炉加热内裤啊
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👀所以最后这个查清楚了吗 🫠
\n感觉用现有人类的思维似乎很难解释 $\":tieba_hehe:\"$

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我给你讲讲其他 d13 的故事，你就会放弃理解了

总结

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lz 本来正在破碎的上早八，手机屏幕前突然亮了，定睛一看，原来是楼栋群。 [[IMG_4101]](https://shuiyuan.sjtu.edu.cn/secure-uploads/original/4X/1/f/0/1f05cebac914bb880b8297ee7ea413385397cc88.jpeg) 不是我请问呢？你是内裤撒孜然自产自销吗？还是为了吃你的巧克力酱？face_vomitingface_vomitingface_vomiting
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你的颜色有点黄了，注意身体健康呀
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真的走错寝室了，不管你们是否能看见，我在此磕头谢罪，我有错，我忏悔 clown_face 我是纯种小丑 clown_face 紫砂了本人愿意承担对该寝室女生同学精神伤害的一切责任
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东一区某位兄弟能不能不要每天晚上在那跟辟谷痒一样坐在那里疯狂把椅子在地上磨来磨去，辟谷有疮就去割，多长时间了，好说不听还故意变本加厉是吧，非要逼的人骂人
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东 13 几个傻逼大半夜不睡觉，像发情的公狗“我肏，我肏”地喊，是恨不得别人不睡觉吗？林子大了，什么鸟都有，tm 几个傻逼玩意儿。
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今天路过东 13 宿舍甚至想直接跪拜 smiling_face_with_tear
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坐标 d13，有人提着热水壶上楼，在没有碰撞的情况下热水壶爆炸了。据了解，他从楼梯上滑了下去，小臂被玻璃碎片扎伤了，伤口比较深，流了很多血，但万幸的是没有伤到动脉，也没有骨折或者扭伤。play_button 出血量较大，慎入宿管阿姨提醒，冬天使用热水瓶务必小心（楼里炸过好几个了，这是第一次有人出血）。
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貌似是 D13？
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对于某 d13 的同学，您好，我在此诚挚地向您提出建议，请在洗澡时不要发出类似娇喘的嗯嗯啊啊的声音，我对澡堂哼歌的怀有极大的包容度，不代表你在我隔壁浴室发出一阵一阵“嗯 arrow_lower_right”“嗯 arrow_lower_right”的声音后，我的内心能毫无波澜，如果不是看到您正在涂抹洗发露，我有足够的理由怀疑您在浴室进行一些不恰当的行为，我知道洗澡是一个放松身心的活动，但请不要破坏…
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兴冲冲点开（指上面那段）
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（我就在 d13 $\":tieba_hehe:\"$ 谁懂

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man $\":tieba_laugh:\"$ 这高低不得给你发个高危作业补贴 🤣

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其实我也不知道为什么 d13 这么出名 $\":tieba_laugh:\"$

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因为爆率实在太高了 🤣
\n有点像疯狂星期四的地位

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很难想象这么精品的文字，在水源居然是可以免费阅读的。 $\":tieba_hehe:\"$

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——發自我的手機

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d13 是什么学院的人住？

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机动？

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手动:sjtu.me:

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失敬失敬…… 太硬核了，我只在看到高考成绩的瞬间考虑过复读，后面再也没有了。

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搬运水源：

西交 galgame 恋爱泡馍今天上线啦，有一起围观的吗 Steam 上的恋爱泡馍！青春老陕：Demo
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可惜非上交的看不了水源😂

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我直接把内容复制过来了

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但是恋爱泡馍 demo 大家都可以下载 $\":shuiyuan3:\"$ 速速去 steam

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谢邀，昨晚打了两遍。😋

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但是 demo 里面主角晕倒的那一条路，看着也不太像梧桐道呀。西交还有什么平坦又宽敞的路吗？🤔

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感觉像是数学楼前面的那条大道🤔虽然具体细节可能有点不一致，但是制作组也可能进行了一点合理改编
\n就像《追忆似水年华》里的盖尔芒特和现实中的盖尔芒特实际上并不相同一样

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有道理，可能是为了表现期末人流量很大，和后面形成鲜明对比。

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《追忆似水年华》
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中考考完闲的发慌看过前两卷但是现在几乎没有印象了（虽然这书本身就没多少情节）

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长恨此身非我有何时忘却营营

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想看鱼鱼画这个
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\n我的
\n $\"IMG_6159\"$

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长恨此身非我有何时忘却营营

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今天没干什么活，但还是要睡觉咯

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闲鱼代下单，17
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