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06 年，渴了，暂时没有电/燃气水炊烧水，竟然也没想到到超市买瓶装水，打开热水器通过花洒接水喝。

10 年左右，剃须刀坏了，找偏僻的飞科维修店去维修，忘了是不是有点贵没修。

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很正常的生活，为什么说荒诞 hhh

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很正常，我小时候早上带 5 毛钱出门踢球，中午买包魔法士方便面，渴了就去水龙头喝水，踢到晚上天黑

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只記得小時候自己對父母撒謊成性。有的謊真的很離譜還要説，現在想起來感覺自己很抽象。

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我也是，我小学初中偷偷玩电脑，假如父母突然回到家就直接拔电源，问我有没有玩说没有，但是一摸屏幕是热的

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完全一致. 小学放学回来到父母回家中间稳定有一段时间.
\n挑战有三:

其一, 点击关机后不可立即合上笔记本, 否则关机失效
\n听到锁孔的声音就迅速动作💦
其二, 即使关机成功, 也没法处理热量问题. 父母过来一模笔记本后盖就知道了. 所以后来会在父母回家前提前用湿毛巾覆盖后盖使其冷却, 极大提高了笔记本电脑偷跑的可玩性 $\":cat_mouse:\"$
其三, 可玩时间在30-50min之间随机分布, 需要权衡偷跑时间和冷却效果

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